Comedian Lewis Black will decide whether anabolic steroid use or breast enlargement surgery is the root of all evil Wednesday night on Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil  showing on Comedy Central at 10:30 PM EDT. Even Comedy Central fails to give anabolic steroids a fair defense. After all, how can boobs lose out to steroids? (”Steroids vs. Boob Jobs - The Case,” August 5).

Black’s Comedy Central show examines the worst of the worst: Are Steroids worse than Boob Jobs? That depends on whether you want real shrunken testicles or fake huge breasts. 

Which is more of disgrace: That Barry Bonds will never see the inside of the Hall of Fame, or that Pamela Anderson can’t see her own feet?

To decide, comedians Greg Giraldo and Andy Daly bump chests in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.