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Gladiator Dan “Nitro” Clark Writes Extensively About His Gyno in New Book
[February 18th, 2009] by Millard Baker
Dan Clark’s autobiographical account of his years using anabolic steroids as the American Gladiator Nitro was released earlier this month. Reviewers have been surprised that “Gladiator: A True Story of ‘Roids, Rage, and Redemption” is actually “readable”. However, Clark pays an inordinate amount of attention to his “man-boobs” devoting an entire chapter to the discussion of his steroid-induced gynecomastia also known as “bitch tits” or “gyno” (”Nitro and steroids: an American Gladiator memoir,” February 18).
[H]e spends a whole chapter on breasts — his own. “Man boobs, breast-chesticles, is what they’re called on the street,” he writes. “Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I have it.” The “man boobs” were a pronounced enough symptom of his steriod use that he even had to have breast-reduction surgery, which he writes about in clear, even gross detail.
Of course, instead of reading the book, you can listen to an obscenity-laced summary of the book to TMZ provided by a seemingly intoxicated Dan Clark last month (”American Gladiator Nitro Inspired by Jose Canseco to Write Book About Evils of Steroids,” January 8).
And the whole reason I wrote this damn book is because I read Canseco’s friggin’ book and it pissed me off, you know. Canseco was telling mother fuckers out there - Canseco was telling people out there - you know, like steroids are good, take steroids. And he’s leading the wrong message. I took steroids for 20 years. I went to the first steroid doctor in America when it was legal. I know what it is and it fucked my body up. It fucked my body up. It ravaged my body. I had roid rage.
The book about steroids and man-boobs was allegedly written by Nitro himself and not a ghostwriter. Perhaps, Clark should allow readers to think it was written by a ghostwriter?
Tags: american gladiators, dan clark, gyno, man boobs, nitro
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