Dr. Craig Runbeck of the Arizona Naturopathic Physicians Board of Medical Examiners is on a mission to prove that anabolic steroids caused patients from Revolution Medical Center to die. Dr. Runbeck knows that he must provide the demonizing rhetoric providing for the Steroids are Evil Quote of the Day.

“You’re hitting your body with a biochemical sledge hammer and you’re pushing things way beyond where they were designed to be,” Runbeck said.

Dr. Runbeck should consider directing an anti-steroid public service announcement. Perhaps use a raw egg to represent the brain. And the the sledge hammer could represent steroids. And maybe hire Rachel Leigh Cook to star in the commercial. She could go into “roid rage” and proceed to use the sledge hammer to destroy the egg and everything around her as she lists the evil side effects of anabolic steroids. That would be hot. … Read the rest of this entry »