The moral of the story is already obvious from the headline: If you are an internet source manufacturing anabolic steroids in a clandestine laboratory located in your home, then you probably shouldn't attempt to kidnap your child.
Jason Neilson tried to kill his steroid dealer in order to impress the leaders of the Alberta chapter of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club. The steroid dealer survived and testified against Neilson leading to a conviction and lengthy prison sentence.
Manuel Manchado Lopez, an IFBB pro bodybuilder and Mr. Universe champion from Spain, has been arrested once again for his involvement in a major anabolic steroid manufacturing and distribution operation involving the Spartam brand. Manchado was once of 29 individuals arrested as part of an one-year investigation codenamed Operacion Reaparecer (Operation Reappearance) on June 19, 2018.
Yoanys Quiala, a 24-year old Cuban right-handed pitcher signed to a Minor League Baseball (MiLB) contract by the Houston Astros in June 2015, has tested positive for the anabolic steroid drostanolone (Masteron). Quiala currently plays for the Corpus Christi Hooks, an Astros' minor league affiliate in the Double-A Texas League.
Nick Aurora, a State of Connecticut correction officer assigned to the high-security Bridgeport Correctional Center, wont be going to jail for anabolic steroid trafficking after pleading guilty earlier this year. Aurora will only be required to pay a fine and serve probation and community service.
Elizabeth Green, the sister of Tyler "Musclehead320" Baumann's fiancee, has been sentenced to probation for participating in the Onxy Pharmaceuticals counterfeit steroid organization on June 20, 2018. Green was the very last defendant to be charged by federal prosecutors.
Brian Petzke was sentenced to two years in prison for his role in the Onyx Pharmaceuticals counterfeit steroid organization by United States District Judge Nathaniel Gorton on June 20, 2018. Petzke was essentially an employee who operated under the direction of Tyler Musclehead320 Baumann and Philip Goodwin.
Julian Edelman, the 32-year old wide receiver playing for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL), has been suspended after testing positive for a prohibited substance in violation of the NFL Policy on Anabolic Steroids and Related Substances.
Paul Sales, a 24-year old bodybuilder living in the self-governing British Crown dependency of Isle of Man, claimed that he was only trying to find a way to order anabolic steroids on the dark web when he accidentally downloaded extreme child porn.
Jon Jones, the former Ultimate Fight Championship (UFC) light heavyweight champion facing a four-year suspension after testing positive for Oral Turinabol, called Colby Chaos Covington a "liar" after his former college roommate claimed to have first-hand knowledge of Jones steroid use.